we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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