Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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