I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
How naked do you want me to be?
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