i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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