He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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