He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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