great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wish you could order shots online.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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