worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Randomize