Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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