i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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