I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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