Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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