Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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