Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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