i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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