woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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