he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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