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What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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