can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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