Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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