We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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