I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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