My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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