fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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