so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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