no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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