the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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