are you still at the devil's house?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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