My first STD was from a foam party
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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