i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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