Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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