Define "chronic" masturbator.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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