It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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