Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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