i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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