So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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