shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
My feet surprised me
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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