whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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