Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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