I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Small penises have feelings too.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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