help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Two words: nipple clamps
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