I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
