yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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