Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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