either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Non-Jews are for practice
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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