with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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