When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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