I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He better not be in your backpack
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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