its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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