I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize
