so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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