you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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