I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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