D3 body, D1 cock
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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