3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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