So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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