Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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