There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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